Ukrainian

When someone is such an awesome underdog that they defy all odds Displaying such great tenacity and anti-fragility. They keep getting better. When used in a sentence it must be accompanied with a specific accent

U-cray-nyan, U cray, as in crayon, and nyan pronounced like the Russian word for no Niet, but ending in an ‘n’ U-cray-nyan.

Man, you Ukrainian!! Man I ain’t f**king wit him, he Ukrainian. You can’t stop him, he Ukrainian.

by themysticbiker February 27, 2022

Ukrainian water balloon

An uncircumcised man sews his foreskin shut and nuts continuously until the foreskin is full and expands like a water balloon until it pops and the cum splatters everywhere.

Girl:want to try the Ukrainian water balloon

Boy: no I’m circumcised

by Followyysconsaundcloud February 6, 2020

Ukrainian picnic

When you get a blowjob in an open field, which is common in Ukraine.

1. she doesn't know how to cook, but she can still make a Ukrainian picnic!

2. drinks should be Irish and picnics should be Ukrainian.

by Ukie Czupiel. February 6, 2009

ukranian purple tortoise

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009

Ukrainian Milkshake

n. The act of performing oral sex on a woman; cunnilingus

"I'm heading to my girlfriend's house for dinner and hopefully a Ukrainian milkshake for dessert."

by Brad T.D.C May 8, 2009

Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017

Ukrainian Alfredo

Semen

I'm making some Ukrainian Alfredo for the bukkake party at 8

by Snudlicker69 May 17, 2018