UCLA

University of Chronically Low Ambition (otherwise known as UC Los Angeles); there isn't much else to be said..

Students at UCLA spend too much effort trying to downplay USC so as to justify their public school degree (after 6 years there, you start to have second thoughts)

by one of many trojans who pick SC over UCLA... thank god! March 7, 2005

UCLA

UCLA: An acronym for the University of Cadavers, Legs and Arms (also known as the University of California, Los Angeles). This definition was derived from the ordeal in which UCLA was found to have obtained dead bodies and loose parts out of who knows where.

I'm going to USC because I'd like to keep my body in one piece thanks very much.

by Ruby Zib November 12, 2004

UCLA

A institution that holds Poor White Trash and Yellow People aka Asians. Its also run on the same system that runs our garbage... No wonder everyone smells bad......

TROJAN "hey whats that smell, oh its ucla"

by TROJANS#1 February 13, 2005

UCLA

Cal State I Fucked Your Mom

Cal State I Fucked Your Mom (UCLA as it is commonly known) has over 30,000 clowns currently working toward PhDs.

by Davo April 26, 2005

UCLA

Univeristy of California LEFT on ALLENDALE
a.k.a. west valley community college across the street from redwood middle school in saratoga

I'm going to UCLA.
really? i'm going to UC ME At HOME
haha noob

by WFF August 23, 2005

ucla

Acronym: "University Closest to the Lombard Area." Refers to College of DuPage, a suburban Chicago Community College. The school resides in the city of Glen Ellyn, and happens to be close to the town of Lombard.

Where you goin' to school at? I'm goin ta UCLA! Whoa! Allaway out in Cali!? No man, in Glen Ellyn.

by BluesDude December 2, 2004

UCLA Student

A person that wishes they could be a Trojan, but will never admit it. They will often badmouth the Trojans, claiming to be superior to them, when in truth they know that being a Bruin sucks large hairy testicles (however, many Bruins do not understand this to a be a punishment, as they enjoy sucking testicles).

Trojan #1: Hey look at that group of dudes over there sucking each other's testicles and crying.

Trojan #2: Huh, they must be UCLA students.

by fucla September 29, 2008