Umpa Lumpa

A being that originated from Lumpa land. These creatures are a tree dwelling species that are often obsessed with the cocoa bean. While searching Lumpa land Willy wonka(the amazing chocolateer) discovered there beings and invited them to work in it chocolate factory where they could have all the cocoa beans they wanted. These creatures are often seen singing catchy tunes about naughty, horrible children.

"Daddy, I want an Umpa lumpa, Get me one now!"

by Boyfrmhicktwn September 13, 2005

umptysquat

adj.

1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.

n. (used with a pl. verb)

1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.

pron. (used with a pl. verb)

1. A number of persons or things.

There was umptysquat people here today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.

by r00t January 27, 2005

Third-Umpire

Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.

Tom Cruise eating placentas is Third-Umpire.

by Sidhypes September 2, 2008

Umphreak

Umphreak (noun): generally, a fan of the progjam band Umphrey's McGee.

When in reference to a male, refers to an Umphrey's fan, who most likely has an embarrassing past history with acne and Rush or, worse yet, Dream Theater. Has since moved on to appreciate musical composition, has garnered respect for jazz, and now washes more regularly with soap.

When in reference to a female, refers to the rare girl with an advanced musical taste, a penchant for stimulating drugs and the inclination to sleep with anyone who knows the words to All Things Ninja. Will shake her ass to the 40's Theme after drinking.

Parent 1: My son sure does enjoy listening to Umphrey's McGee with your daughter. Reminds me of when my wife and I would listen to Emerson, Lake and Palmer and Pink Floyd.

Parent 2: Yes, but I doubt you ever humped your wife in rhythm to all the time signatures in Conduit like those two Umphreaks.

by vomitusmaximus August 17, 2011

umpalumpa gangbang

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.

Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!

by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 28, 2015

Third Umpire

Cricket: Used when the on-field umpire is unsure of a decision regarding run-outs, stumpings, and the legality of catches. However, they now use it as a cop-out as they are too pussy to make decisions. The third umpire plays part in the umpire decision referral system.

A batsmen is clearly run out.
Tired umpire calls for third umpire so he gets a break.

by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

Umptillionaire

umptillionaire on whose wealth is estimated at an umptillion or umptillions ( as of dollars)
-umptillionaire bought the whole entire earth!!
-umptillionaire makes umptillionairesses
- umptillionaire drives cars over $600,000 dollars
-umptillionaire dresses in outfits over $400,000 dollars

everybody don't know where riches coming from, it must be umptillionaire!!!!

by Vigintillionaire July 25, 2009