TwoPercentSkimm

A legend of social deduction who's scumreading and misreading skills are unmatched.

TwoPercentSkimm is better than me at Town of Salem.

by EpicDicti0naryMak3r May 5, 2021

Topper Mopper

When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.

(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”

by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021

Crock topper

The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.

"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"

by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013

double toppers

Receiving oral sex from two people at the same time.

"Dude, last night was crazy I got head from two chicks at the same time"

"No way you got double toppers from who?"

by Lattolanlogince May 15, 2016

Potty Topper

When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.

God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Milk topper

A female who likes to suck hard nipple.

Gemma is such a milk topper

by Filla12 January 14, 2022

Angel Topper

A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.

He claims to be straight, but he’s definitely and Angel Topper.

by A. S. Murray April 26, 2023