twitterpated

When I feel a certain way about a girl

Me and a girl. Specifically one I am attracted to.

by Tyler March 10, 2004

Twitterpated

To be amorously infatuated with someone, based solely on their social media posts, i.e. Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn, etc.

Friend 1 - "Dude, let's go get something to eat."
Friend 2 - "I can't. I'm expecting a Tweet from this chick."
Friend 1 - "Have you even met her?"
Friend 2 - "No, just on Twitter."
Friend 1 - "Dude, you're totally Twitterpated."

by Scotty 'Buzzsaw' February 11, 2010

twitterpated

Noun. A term to describe the feeling that is "being high" or "stoned", the reaction to smoking marijuana
Verb. Getting twitterpated or twitterpating is the act of "getting high" or smoking marijuana. Twitterpate

N. "That bong got me twitterpated in one hit!" or "Lets get twitterpated
V. "I'm going over to John's to right now to twitterpate with him."

by Sabrina March 3, 2005

Twitterpated

The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.

“He forgot his blackberry. He’s gonna be so twitterpated when he gets home.”

by android_weber August 25, 2009

twitterpated

trying to tweet something but nothing comes out

I had alot to tweet a couple of days ago but now I'm twitterpated.

by ILLooMN8us September 30, 2011

twitterpated

the female condition of having sex but not having an orgasm

even though greg was quite enthusiastic, sarah was left twitterpated and confused

by BBNthaSav August 29, 2010

Twitterhitter

when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.

Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.

Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.

by ebabe February 15, 2010