the tweener

Tw-EE-ner
/noun./

The act of one friend pissing in between the legs of another friend's while said friend is sitting on the toilet poo'ing.

Greg and I performed the tweener after I had an intense Chipotle attack.

by mrpopperspenguin August 1, 2012

tweeter

used to describe something that is considered pleasing

Those new drumheads sure are tweeter!

by Zach Thompson November 6, 2007

tweeter

One who tweets.

Are you a tweeter like me?

Hello fellow tweeters!
Dear tweeters, today is not a good day.

by pavicnat September 30, 2012

Tweener

Often shortened to "tween". Definition is very similar to a goober. One who follows their own path and does things the "other" way. Is a comparable description to someone being weird but not quite as harsh.

You have velcro sneakers? You are such a tweener.

by Tweenmachine May 14, 2011

Balls Are Tweeste

Whenever you are in a bind, or a crappy situation that you cannot get out of, your Balls are tweeste. Imagine if you will, somebody grabbing your testes, and twisting them, there is absolutely nothing you can do.

John missed the plane? His balls are tweeste.

OR

On a scale of 1 to tweeste, John's balls are tweeste.

by Teflon Razor Cat October 16, 2008

Tweeners

Socks that reach mid-calf. They are neither low socks by one's ankle or high socks by one's knee, they are simply in between.

Tonight I wore my tweeners for the basketball game.

by KTZ10 August 25, 2009

tweeter

The vagina of a dirty whore.

your mom

by KiLlJoYtHeClOwN January 8, 2003