Verb meaning someone who talks utter bollocks and seems to miss their own point.
To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.
To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.
My cousin sent me an email today, he did nothing but twatwaffle about random bollocks. I'm not even sure what he was getting at.
by Shaney Stevenson November 11, 2019
Get the Twatwafflemug. 1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*
2) Republican Senator Rand Paul
*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little
2) Republican Senator Rand Paul
*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little
Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle
by TalaIsil March 4, 2021
Get the Twatwafflemug. A TwatWaffle or a gaggle of TwatWaffles "a person or group of people that believe their own subjective bios can not be challenged or debated with reason, rendering any contradicting ideology evil and not worthy of further investigation.
by YATwatwaffle November 17, 2020
Get the Twatwafflemug. by Jeannabrowntown July 22, 2019
Get the Twatwafflemug. A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.
by Curbside-Curmie April 16, 2016
Get the Twatwafflemug. Somebody who’s incredibly fake and last name ends with fortson with James as their middle name I bet… he’d probably be gay too.
by CJ number 1 hater March 4, 2025
Get the Twatwafflemug. you stupid fucking twatwaffle thats why yo daddy look like one of them mfs that sell pills to middle aged men that cant get erections anymore.
by jimmylicker9000 June 2, 2023
Get the twatwafflemug.