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twacked

Spun,Kreveled,amped,tweaked another term to day that you're all messed up on meth
I smoked all this glass and I was so twacked, I didn't sleep for days
by There February 27, 2004
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Twacked, cracked and totally wacked

A gtarded tweeker who no longer can differenciate between fact and fiction. You will usually find them naked hiding from the imaginary cops or ninjas that are out to get them.
Is the poor girl still dating Jonathan? No man, he is sure twacked, cracked and totally wacked.
by The Hot Bitch May 21, 2007
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twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without Owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.
That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!
by pink girrafe February 21, 2006
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twanker

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...
@aplusk is a right twanker
by e_mpika April 17, 2009
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geo tracker

Geo Tracker: A car typically driven by teen-agers who's parents give it to them as their first car. geo trackers seat 4 legally, however the typical Geo Tracker driver can seat seat up to 14 people. This is not to be confused with a Geo Trekker, that's someone with a broken Geo tracker that has to walk around.
Dude, we were in the Geo tracker last night after a long party, and we fit 14 people in it!
by Johnnyneedscash July 8, 2009
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Twackerjack

The act of stealing (jacking) something while on meth (twack). normally from walmart, as tweakers still have some dignity as apposed to crackheads who steal from any one. normally entails long extensive methodically planned out details as to not being caught
or
when your meth has been stole, lost or misplaced
or
can be used as a noun to represent a meth addict who steals (probably from wallmart to support ones habit.
Dude I cant find my shit i think I'v been twackerjacked!
by toweaktosleep Jill Lovette March 18, 2009
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trackerpants

Clothing with sewn in RFID security tags, rather than the pin on plastic type removed at the store, or ones stuck to the hang tags. Very commonly used by the Gap, Old Navy, and Banana Republic. Despite the "remove before wearing" printed on them, they're very frequently not noticed in items made of heavier material, particularly pants, until you go through a security gate at a store and beep. First you wave any bags you're carrying through, and find nothing beeps.

Then you take your cellphone out of your pocket. It's not that.
Then your keys.
Then your change.

Frustrated, embarassed, and completely bewildered at this time as to why you're still setting it off, you'll often still get through with just a hairy eyeball after they've seen enough of your stuff that they can tell you're probably not shoplifting, but it'll happen again, and again, until one day you accidentally stumble across the tag.

Trackerpants. They're out to get you.

(a common contributor to securapathy among shop staff)
*security beeper goes off*
"Oooh, look at that guy emptying all his pockets, what do you think he's got?"
"There's no security guard around, he's doing it all on his own. Looks like a classic case of trackerpants!"
by roxyhead March 29, 2009
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