turnip 2002

Turnip 2002, is referring to the saying "Trump 2020" But in a more misspelled way. This is highly used on TikTok and Instagram and is mostly used to make fun of trump supporters, this is to confuse and mock the way they act on social media.

Example

Tik Tok Comments:

Annoying Guy: WE DONT NEED A LYING LYBRISHART to be our president! Trump will make America great again and put those annoying "queers" behind bars! TRUMP 2020!!!

Democrat: Turnip 2002 lol.

Annoying Guy: Do you mean Trump 2020???

Democrat: No, tUrNiP 20o2!!!!1 He will MAek AmeriCA gREaTer S0on!

Annoying Guy: whatever. TRUMP 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WOOOOOOOOOOOO

by contiggo September 22, 2020

Turning Japanese

Title of 1980 hit record by The Vapors, with a rhythm said to be suitable for masturbation. Title is a reference to the contorted face typical of a guy about to blow his load after a good tommy. The lyrics apparently tell the story of a guy in jail wanking over a picture of his girl.

1. 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors made it to number 3 in the UK chart in early 1980.
2. I was having an awesome wank last night and just as I was about to cream myself my fucking roomate burst in and said "Fuck, you're turning Japanese!". How we laughed.

by jo-ent November 7, 2006

squeeze blood out of a turnip

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile

He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.

by BoogiePants October 20, 2008

Spanish Turnip

Where you wipe your ass with the persons head hair after taking a monster dump

I gave Taylor Link a spanish turnip for his birthday and he threw up

by Michael Wahl February 11, 2005

turnkey solution

All set up ready to go... originally used regarding computer software - locked and loaded, just needs the turnkey to operate....

In other words - another friggin' meaningless buzz word seconded to every two bit copywriter in need of a sales point when they don't know what their software, company or boss actually does

We offer turnkey solutions to all your business needs

by The Fast Rita October 25, 2007

New Jersey Turnpike

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.

For his 21st birthday, Jim's friends ordered him a New Jersey Turnpike, which made him vomit.

by Mark Zawodny January 7, 2004

Turning Red

A 2-hour commercial disguised as a movie.

Seriously, they should get the world record as the longest commercial ever

I cannot wait to watch Turning Red

Oh wait a minute, it’s just a two-hour commercial.

by mynoduesp6666 March 14, 2022