A sexually motivated form of arousal of the native turkish male. The unsuspecting female is approached by the turk who carefully runs her hair across the palm of his hand while sniffing it with intent. Made famous on the shores of Kinsale.
by Rob the Turk May 5, 2009
Get the Turkish Hair Sniff mug.The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.
Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.
by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010
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When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.
I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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First used by "TSN"(The Sports Network.) In every hockey broadcast on this station they include a feature named the TSN Turning Point; where they show the highlite that most influenced the outcome of the game.
First used by "TSN"(The Sports Network.) In every hockey broadcast on this station they include a feature named the TSN Turning Point; where they show the highlite that most influenced the outcome of the game.
by mapleleafkideh September 19, 2005
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The expected and normal occurrence for players of a Boston based Online Game development company when players encounter a a fix to the game that breaks 4 things for every one it fixes.
Broken fucking content in your fucking game that had nothing to do with the content they released, yet somehow they broke it because they won't pull the boss's dick out of their mouth long enough to stand up and tell him the content is broken.
Game developers that are more fucking interested in making junk and broken code because they are apparently attempting to code a game when they are fucking drunk and/or too busy T bagging their Executive producer to make sure they don't break anything unrelated to their work.
The expected and normal occurrence for players of a Boston based Online Game development company when players encounter a a fix to the game that breaks 4 things for every one it fixes.
Broken fucking content in your fucking game that had nothing to do with the content they released, yet somehow they broke it because they won't pull the boss's dick out of their mouth long enough to stand up and tell him the content is broken.
Game developers that are more fucking interested in making junk and broken code because they are apparently attempting to code a game when they are fucking drunk and/or too busy T bagging their Executive producer to make sure they don't break anything unrelated to their work.
I just tried to gather my loot, but they turbined the chest and it won't open.
They turbined the forums again, you can't log in.
There should be no real way to break the online store, but they turbined it again.
Oh awesome! Another game update with 7 new quests! Too bad 6 of them have been turbined and have been turned off.
They turbined the forums again, you can't log in.
There should be no real way to break the online store, but they turbined it again.
Oh awesome! Another game update with 7 new quests! Too bad 6 of them have been turbined and have been turned off.
by slag6 May 3, 2013
Get the Turbined mug.The women who are Turkish. I will talk about the ones that live in Turkey. (There are 7 Turkish republics in the world.)
Since they were little girls, they were raised to be great mums and wives. It's in their culture. They are selfless, loving, compassionate. Comparing to other women in the world, they are AWESOME cooks and they don't even know they are.
Modern Turkish women don't cover their hair. They're muslim but usually not practising. They look nothing like Arab women. More like ligher skinned- Persians.
They are usually brunettes and HOT ones. They usually have dark wavy hair and light skins and deep dark eyes. They tend to have really small hands and feet. They're usually shorter than European women. Their height average is 5 feet 3. And most of them have curvy bodies.
They have the typical Mediterranean body shape: medium breasts, thin waists and well-rounded asses.
They care about their personal hygiene a LOT. I've lived in Turkey for 8 years and I never met a single girl who didn't smell delicious. They take good care of their hair.
Most of the Turkish girls are extremely possesive and jealous. And they love possesive macho men.
When they love somebody, they let him do anything to her. (not talking about sex, but, yeah that too.) They focus their lifes to the one they love and they usually don't cheat or even flirt with other men.
Since they were little girls, they were raised to be great mums and wives. It's in their culture. They are selfless, loving, compassionate. Comparing to other women in the world, they are AWESOME cooks and they don't even know they are.
Modern Turkish women don't cover their hair. They're muslim but usually not practising. They look nothing like Arab women. More like ligher skinned- Persians.
They are usually brunettes and HOT ones. They usually have dark wavy hair and light skins and deep dark eyes. They tend to have really small hands and feet. They're usually shorter than European women. Their height average is 5 feet 3. And most of them have curvy bodies.
They have the typical Mediterranean body shape: medium breasts, thin waists and well-rounded asses.
They care about their personal hygiene a LOT. I've lived in Turkey for 8 years and I never met a single girl who didn't smell delicious. They take good care of their hair.
Most of the Turkish girls are extremely possesive and jealous. And they love possesive macho men.
When they love somebody, they let him do anything to her. (not talking about sex, but, yeah that too.) They focus their lifes to the one they love and they usually don't cheat or even flirt with other men.
by jaydendylan September 21, 2011
Get the Turkish women mug.The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
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