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turk

a race that is mostly being bulshitted about..
a race that causes someones to be so ridicilous..
a race that is mostly thought wrongly..
a race that causes -somehow?!?!? - ppl to change their thoughts when they visit the country in which they live..
a race that was lied about for some countries' benefits in history..
a race that in shocked since ppl can still believe that lies..
a race that isnt eventually digested..
a race that has modern people in own country..
a race that has Istanbul ( someones should digest that)
a race that has opened the doors of archives to Armenians in order to research genocide lie..
a race that is still waiting for some Armenians (to make a search)..
a race that expects to be opened the door of opposite archives..
a race that accepts some Armenians were killed but not systematically..not genocide..
a race that has bad some ppl like every race !..
without having knowledge, having an idea about turk is so ridicilous that most falls into this sitiation..you dont have to like but you have to respect!!
info : i have just read that someone sentenced Turks coz of killing 2 million Armenians..so funny..coz in 1915, there was 1,3 million Armenians in Turkey..lol..
you can ask to me why you believe my source..you should believe coz Ottoman Empire used to take a tax from un-muslims like Armenians..it had to count them correctly coz of money that would come from them..lol
by the way they just used to take money as a tax...not their daughters or mothers..
by Onur December 15, 2008
mugGet the turkmug.

turk

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Turking

'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.
Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.
by Toby Harding June 18, 2007
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turk

proud, wicked-smart person. when in reference to a girl, generally synonymous with insanely HOT.
dude, that chick is smokin'...must be a turk.
by thenameisamitbitches February 26, 2006
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Turks

People that are using up all the server space on Knight Online(USKO). They are also hated by the English speaking people on KO reason being that they cheat(KOXP) and never shut their dirty mouths. They also beg, and keep talking gibberish.
Did you see that dirty Turk koxping again, they should all get banned.

I hate when these dirty Turks keep talking to me, and I told them that I don't speak Turkish!
by Adrian Wrona February 6, 2007
mugGet the Turksmug.

The Turk

Sexual position in which the female partner is tied face down to an ottoman with knees touching the floor. The male partner thrusts from behind until the ottoman has reached the opposite wall of the living room. The male partner then spins the ottoman around and repeats the process. This continues until ejaculation is achieved and the female partner is rendered unconscious.

Turkish Coffee - Please see 'The Turk, anal'
Why did my chick leave your house covered in drywall and rug burns yesterday? You wanna know the truth? I gave her the turk and sent her packin'.
by Jank Bootsy November 9, 2009
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Turks

Bunch of wankers who try and take another country's property.
Hide your iPod, those Turks over there are eyeing it.
by Anagnostis March 6, 2011
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