Turned On

To be sexualy excited!

I could go for some sex im that turned on!

by Daniellian September 21, 2005

Turbodoodied

To be extremely drunk, but still functioning enough to go home with a very unattractive/overweight member of the opposite sex. Somewhere in between shitfaced and butthoused.

Dude did you see Dave last night?
Yeah, he was turbodoodied and left with that broad that looked like Chris Farley.

by fdubzou August 28, 2009

Turned Carny

American 1980s slang for a person that has joined MI6.

Based off of a combination of the American slang word "carny," meaning someone who works for the carnival, and also "The Circus," for the British Secret Service agency MI6.

The former American CIA operative said, "Hey, I heard you turned Carny on us."

"Nope," The Equalizer replied in his English accent, "I just retired."

by g9ford December 26, 2012

Turned the Key

The act of burping whilst eating out a girl, then slapping her stomach to let it out in the form of a queef.

Jane "Did you just make me queef?"
Jack "No, I just turned the key."

by Hugh Janus69420 October 22, 2020

turned into a hashtag

Expressing that an action somebody is about to take will lead to their imminent death or serious injury

Bob: bro I’m gonna fight John tomorrow for calling me out

Rob: don’t man you’ll get turned into a hashtag, he’s like 50 lbs on you

by The one the son November 10, 2021

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 9, 2021

tv turned off

same thing as getting your “snot box rocked” or getting your “curtains closed“

lil joseph was riding around on his bike & outta nowhere got his tv turned off.

by youssufdoumbaya June 14, 2022