Tulare

A small town with very little significance in this universe. Filled with illegal immigrants, snobby rich families and their children who believe they are the shit, and approximately 4 decent human beings. Filled to the brim with conservatives who prefer to argue not with logic, but with their "morals" and quotations from Scripture that they do not even understand. Liberals are looked down upon as well as anyone who is not a Protestant or Catholic. (However, it must be noted that those who claim to have a clear set of morals are often the ones being the most immoral in town)

Visiting Tulare is a great idea if:

(1) you need to find mindless conservatives to argue with,

(2) are in desperate need of a dirty whore or a trick

(3) have a desperate urge to go cow tipping

(4) the incredible Tulare Western Marching Band and Colorguard, formerly under the direction of Raymond Ferenci.

I never realized how ignorant these upper-class kids in Tulare were until they tried to debate politics.

She's a trick!

Cows is the dumbest people.

Cool Kid (AKA fucktard): Look at my lifted truck. I'm so cool.
ASB Whore: OMG you're trying to appear like you are more of a man by driving a truck and peeling out of the parking lot every day. Let's fuck.

Spoiled Rich Kids reading this: This is so not true! My daddy is going to sue!

by OMGIAMCOOLNOW December 20, 2008

planting tulips

the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)

I've heard she's great at planting tulips.

by killer September 16, 2003

tulan

Tulan literally means "pig's penis", translated from Hokkien.
Malaysian often use it as "abominate" or "hate" in simple.

Many people tulan Steven because he always offend people when he talks

by adeptvepr April 26, 2014

Tulasi

Tulasi is a wonderful person but very shy and she also loses that one person who she loves,she is a Gemini and she is very smartand she is loyal and she is an artist.
girl 1:whos she?
girl 2:her name is Tulasi ad she is literally the queen of art

?shes Tulasi :)

by Tulasi202 March 1, 2020

tulip

A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.

Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.

Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?"
Guy 2: "Quite a bit."
Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

by Rep August 24, 2004

Tula

Tula is a girl with a lot of heart and is the nicest person you will ever met though she seems nice on the outside on the inside she is wild and funny

Omg look at tula she so caring

Tula would be such a good friend

Tula seems fun

by Ava Lewis April 18, 2018

Tulaib

Tulaib is a very nice and kind hearted guy. He will do anything for his friends/ family. He loves his friends and always motivates them. His got good team spirit and will guide any team to victory. His a good leader and better friend he’s always there for his friends weather they need him socially or financially. His always there to entertain his friends and loves them just like his brothers. In his love life he’ll probably (if turned on) have sex with his friend girlfriend. His a very great guy around girls but us shy. His a great husband. Everyone needs an Tulaib in their life

I love Tulaib

by D3STRYER March 22, 2019