S'TRUMPETTE (s•trump•ette) noun
1. a person who sells their body and soul in support of donald trump and, in the process, abandons all sense of decency
2. a trump whore; a person who whores himself out to support donald trump; political prostitute
1. a person who sells their body and soul in support of donald trump and, in the process, abandons all sense of decency
2. a trump whore; a person who whores himself out to support donald trump; political prostitute
by hedonic1 May 30, 2018
Get the S'Trumpette mug.The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.
Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...
"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."
The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.
Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...
"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."
The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.
by TheImageFlipper June 20, 2018
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Impeachment and removal of the malignant tumor that currently occupies the White House would be a Trumpectomy
by Tibbzzz August 14, 2017
Get the Trumpectomy mug.I was trying to explain that if we put a tariff on Mexican products, the American people will pay for the wall but I found myself in the midst of a Trumpede.
Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.
Shhh, don't talk, don't use logic, this is a Trumpede.
by King Of The Underworld February 22, 2017
Get the Trumpede mug.A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.
Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
by nihn75 November 5, 2011
Get the Trumpet Fart mug.The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."
by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012
Get the Trumpet Handshake mug.The non-existent early response to the Covid-19 pandemic and the systematic dismantling or underfunding of agencies with the power to respond appropriately is a trumpesty of public health. What a tragedy!
This current government is a trumpesty.
This current government is a trumpesty.
by Surveillancegirl March 21, 2020
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