Transempturalist

A speaker who overuses the term or phrase 'ladies and gentlemen' to express a significant point usually affecting the other team whilst debating.

Other contexts:
Transempturalism - The disease of overusing 'ladies and gentlemen' while debating.

'Ladies and gentlemen, the oppositions case is like a skyscraper - with many flaws and stories...furthermore, ladies and gentlemen, by raising the price of petrol, we are literally saving the world...In conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, the opposition have failed to refute any of our arguments, and ladies and gentlemen, our case is flawless.'

John: 'Wow, George is such a transempturalist, did you how many times he used 'ladies and gentlemen?'

Sam: 'Clive, you where totally a transempturalist when you where speaking tonight.'

by LeftieFlip March 28, 2009

data transfer

The act of transfering an arbitrary amount of bodily excrement between two consenting parties, done so by the following series of precise maneuvers.
Party A first kneels on the ground, and bends his/her head over to touch the floor so that their asshole is facing straight up, preferably stretched open.
Party B then sits on top of Party A, such that the assholes of both parties involved are directly aligned. At this point, either or both parties proceed to defocate into each other, the idea being that the fecal "data" is "transfered" from one body to the other, as would actual computer data.

1. Erin wants to please Ben on his birthday, however she is currently on her period. Instead of sex, however, she decides to open a data transfer between her and Dan, so that Ben can watch until he is satisfied.

2. When Stuarts mother found large smears of warm brown shit all over his bedsheets, she realized that her son in fact was into data transfers, just as she and her husband had suspected.

by Chris, Brian, and Oscar June 1, 2006

Blind transfer

When the person receiving a call transfers the caller to another person without telling the that person anything about the caller or why they are calling. This is usually very frustrating to the caller as they have to introduce themselves and explain why the are calling again.

That company sucks - I had an problem with their product and when I called to get it resolved, I was blind transferred and had to explain the problem all over again.

by Halligan January 14, 2009

Urinal Transfer

A man begins to urinate in a given urinal. Than, he proceeds to transfer to the empty urinal to his left or right, mid-stream. One can continue to jump urinals as long as he has not reached the last urinal, or the urinal is occupied.

You should have seen Johnny at the bar last night, he got so wasted and completed a Urinal Transfer 6 urinals long... I was pretty impressed.

by Charley Mooshbag July 7, 2010

Baltimore City Transfer

The sexual act of a woman blowing a man and then transferring his load from her mouth to his mouth through a kiss. The load is then spit into the womans vagine by the man.

Last night Ricky was really on his game! He remembered the final step of the Baltimore City Transfer!

by filthyg May 29, 2011

transgerber

Noun: A child undergoing sexual reassignment whether physical or psychological entertained, per the request, or under the guidance of the parent(s).

Despite the possibility Bobby could be experiencing a phase of sexual-confusion, his mother has introduced him into a transgerber lifestyle.

by Karl Kock January 19, 2018

transferversary

The celebration of the day an embryo or more was transferred into a potential parent or surrogate as completed during a fertility treatment such Invitro fertilization IVF . Often celebrated similar to a child’s birthday, but it’s the anniversary of the date of conception. Often celebrated by the parents as a hooray to achieving pregnancy.

It’s our Transferversary, we deserve a margarita!

by Carman_curated May 30, 2018