TRANSTARDICK

TRANSTARDICK (noun), is a generalization of everyone who is part of the LGBTQ…Z plus consortium who assumes that just because they don’t follow traditional MALE & WOMEN values, they assume they CAN & THEY ALL DO get away with whatever the fuck they want to do!

I am so fucking fed up with the TRANSTARDICK GENERATION that all I want to vomit whenever I see anything to do with them.

by ICTHYTHUS April 17, 2023

Flag

Get the TRANSTARDICK mug.

public transportation patience

This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation

After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Flag

Get the public transportation patience mug.

Transport Leader

Someone who is generally given a position of authority concerning public transport. Typically not an important position.

Hey is that guy a Transport Leader ?

Yeh he is the biggest loser

by Thelayman June 10, 2010

Flag

Get the Transport Leader mug.

Transparent Nightmare

1. when one feels they have no privacy to pursue the American dream because their American dream is to be exclusively private and void from the presumptions of having a right or privilege to a public opinion.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.

3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.

4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.

You cannot possibly know everything about me and in this transparent nightmare, you are not allowed to ask me questions. No interview for the job. No surveys, and no interrogation. My future plans have become the most intriguing plans on earth but The ZOMBIES do not care as they have lost all curiosity.

by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022

Flag

Get the Transparent Nightmare mug.

transpire

"Transpire" is a synonym for "happen," "take place," or "occur," and is most commonly used by lower-income whites or African-Americans when speaking to the media or, more commonly, law enforcement.

"Well officer, me and Junior and Latrell was all just ambulatin' down the thoroughfare here and minding our own businesses with no thought whatsoever of getting into mischief, when suddenly and out of nowhere these three Arab Muslim lookin' fellas - you know, like the President - done leaped out of the bushes at us! Well, they was just leapin' around and yellin' about that Ollie fella that they worship and Junior, bein' the fine, upstandin' American that he is, produced out of nowhere a bottle of tequila and done swung it at one of the terrorists and shattered the bottle against his dome, spraying the immediate vicinity with broken glass and liquor, which explains the mess on the sidewalk here and why we all reek of Cuervo. Simultaneously and at the same time, Latrell assessed the aptitude of the situation, retrieved a cinder block from that construction site over there, and flung it at yet another of the terrorists in an attempt to defend our country and protect our freedoms. Unfortunately, Latrell has never had the best throwin' arm and he missed that uppity Muslim and accidentally shattered the front glass to the convenience store in which we happened to be located in front of during the terrorist attack. Well, with the glass already shattered and one terrorist unaccounted for, I thought it would be most prudent and logical to whomp him upside the noggin with the most convenient weapon, which I ascertained to be the ATM machine from inside the store, which is precisely and logically how said ATM machine came to be resting out here on the sidewalk. I'm not sure how my foot got stuck in the ATM dispenser though, as I blacked out in a haze of patriotic fury while defending my country from those brown heathens. And that, officer, is exactly what transpired here.

by Harold Vagina January 12, 2009

Flag