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Sexually Transmitted Dog

A dog, usually small and yappy, that is unwillingly acquired when a sexual partner moves into ones residence.
"Dude!! My girlfriend gave me a STD!"
"What, like herpes or something?"
"Nah man, a sexually transmitted dog. A white, fluffy, irritating Maltese Terrier named Paris that yaps all night and poops on my lawn. I so would not have slept with her if I knew that she was a carrier."
by ecarg_89 October 16, 2009
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Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD)

Contracted when someone sings a bad song and it gets stuck in someone else's head.
I totally got a Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) from her when she started singing Rod Stewart. I can't get it out of my head.
by joshfromnc May 16, 2009
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Transempturalist

A speaker who overuses the term or phrase 'ladies and gentlemen' to express a significant point usually affecting the other team whilst debating.

Other contexts:
Transempturalism - The disease of overusing 'ladies and gentlemen' while debating.
'Ladies and gentlemen, the oppositions case is like a skyscraper - with many flaws and stories...furthermore, ladies and gentlemen, by raising the price of petrol, we are literally saving the world...In conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, the opposition have failed to refute any of our arguments, and ladies and gentlemen, our case is flawless.'

John: 'Wow, George is such a transempturalist, did you how many times he used 'ladies and gentlemen?'

Sam: 'Clive, you where totally a transempturalist when you where speaking tonight.'
by LeftieFlip March 28, 2009
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Transmichigan

"Yo dawg, i needs to find an automatic transmichigan for my 1987 cadjillac freetwood"
by Ebonics Word Man April 20, 2010
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Transamory

Being romantically and/or sexually attracted to transgendered people.

First coined by transgender writer/model/performer, Piper.

— noun \ˈtranz-ˈa-mə-rē\
— trans·am·or·ist or trans·am·o·ric noun
— trans·am·o·rous adjective
— plural trans·am·ories

Synonyms:
gynandromorphophilia
transfan
tranny chaser
trans* catcher
trans* erotic
transsensual
tranny hawk
"Did you know Jane is a transamorist?"
"I had no idea you were a transamoric!"
"I think transamory is a beautiful expression of love"
"David's in a transamorous relationship"
"He's transamorous?!"
by pipertalks January 28, 2013
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transmaxxing

Transmaxxing is when a man changes his gender to woman in order to enjoy a share in female privileges such as earlier retirement, cheaper car insurance, special seats on public transport, or receiving more empathy and social support.
Barry is transmaxxing because he wants to retire from work early and receive a pension at the same age as women do.
by David Thomas January 13, 2023
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Textually Transmitted Disease

When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.
Oh noes! I copied what you said on AIM and you gave me a textually transmitted disease!
by Lainaaa December 30, 2008
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