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Nigger Translation-That black woman over there with the big ass titties is attracting the attention of these working niggers who are just trying to get ahold of her pussy.
Nigger Translation-That black woman over there with the big ass titties is attracting the attention of these working niggers who are just trying to get ahold of her pussy.
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by Major SIN March 28, 2022
Get the Translender mug.A Comedy Translator, or C**T, is someone who feels it absolutely necessary to ensure that everyone enjoyed and (more importantly) understood a joke or television programme, or play, or comedian, or toilet visit as much as they did, personally.
The Comedy Translator will routinely bring up elements of a joke or performance that most people would consider throwaway, or have understood anyway, in order to debate them, and in turn, prove how intelligent they are by having spoken to you about it.
The irony of the Comedy Translator is that despite their comedy name, they are widely hated.
The Comedy Translator will routinely bring up elements of a joke or performance that most people would consider throwaway, or have understood anyway, in order to debate them, and in turn, prove how intelligent they are by having spoken to you about it.
The irony of the Comedy Translator is that despite their comedy name, they are widely hated.
Comedy Translator: "God, that was absolutely HILARIOUS, don't you think?!"
You: "Yeah, I suppose it was quite good"
C**T "No, no, no, no. It was HILARIOUS, did you get that bit when he brought the cat in, and he was stuffing it into her face?! That was an in-joke about famine, I know this because it was on his '1984 At The Palladium' re-released DVD commentary..."
You: "Absolute silence on the way home, please"
You: "Yeah, I suppose it was quite good"
C**T "No, no, no, no. It was HILARIOUS, did you get that bit when he brought the cat in, and he was stuffing it into her face?! That was an in-joke about famine, I know this because it was on his '1984 At The Palladium' re-released DVD commentary..."
You: "Absolute silence on the way home, please"
by NutsNGum September 13, 2011
Get the Comedy Translator mug.A situation that occurs over Blackberry Messenger (BBM) whereby either tone, sarcasm, inflection, humor, or facial expressions are not captured by the receiver of the message thus leading to a misunderstanding between both parties; this is often followed up by further lengthy drawn-out attempts by both parties to try to explain themselves over BBM; often, their explanations are in turn lost in translation. This phenomenon is a contemporary cause of the demise of many friendships and relationships...and of course an actual phone conversation to rectify the situation is out of the question.
Guy: So I was at the club till about 5am...I hooked up with a girl at my place till 7am...kicked her out by 8am...took a quick French shower...and was at work handling my client's conference call by 9am!
Girl: Wow, you're hot!
Guy: Thanks! I thought you might appreciate my ability to both party and work hard!
Girl: Ummm...no, I was being sarcastic. Your loose sexual behavior and cursory hygiene are quite off-putting. You are the very definition of a douche!
Guy: Well then, I guess your sheer hatred and jealousy of me were lost in BBM translation.
Girl: Wow, you're hot!
Guy: Thanks! I thought you might appreciate my ability to both party and work hard!
Girl: Ummm...no, I was being sarcastic. Your loose sexual behavior and cursory hygiene are quite off-putting. You are the very definition of a douche!
Guy: Well then, I guess your sheer hatred and jealousy of me were lost in BBM translation.
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Get the translate mug.To ask for for identification for a mumbled sentence or a clearer definition of what is being said to you.
(1) Melissa: So you know when a box is a circle, and a circle is a triangle?
Abby: Google translate?
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(2) Jordon: *grumble grumble grumble*
John: Google translate?
Jordon: I hate my life.
Abby: Google translate?
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(2) Jordon: *grumble grumble grumble*
John: Google translate?
Jordon: I hate my life.
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