Sea World Trainer

A person of select and unique skill sets needed to handle tough clients and is generally hired by Corporate America to solve problems which save or make money. These same clients or management may someday turn on them for unknown reasons at any time, eating them for lunch. The Sea World Trainer is considered disposable with few lasting benefits, recognition, or legal recourse. Sea World Trainers also live for the glory, and usually die without any.

John used an exciting new format for the ad, but the moron client found it objectionable and chewed him a new asshole, and management fired John without notice to keep the money client happy.

John was a Sea World Trainer.

by Aquamar April 21, 2011

Sex Trainer

Someone that helps you improve your sex game by instructing you during sex.

Janelle had an appointment with the sex trainer because she need help having sex.

by Melanie500 November 23, 2016

Raptor Trainer

Noun/ A guy that dates or has dated many ugly girls.

Daniel is such a raptor trainer bro. He sent me a picture of his new bitch and I threw up.

by TikiGod99 May 17, 2016

personal trainer

www.gm-fitness.co.uk

The word personal trainer is defined as a professional service designed to help improve your health and fitness

by GM-Fitness July 25, 2018

apockadankalockaliptical trainer

the thing that you run on and its all like woosh!

dude look at that MILF go on the apockadankalockaliptical trainer

by mha, mark hood academy ya'know! April 24, 2008

puppy trainer

A newspaper the speaker wants to put down; a rag; a birdcage liner.

I use the LA Times as a puppy trainer.

by octopod April 20, 2006

Sceptile_Trainer

Sceptile_Trainer. Definately the greaest thing the net has seen since sliced bytes. Reads bob and george and Ctrl+Alt+Del every time they update. Plays The Sims 2 at least once a day.

Ho-hum, Sceptile_Trainer makes another brilliant post.

by Definately_Not_Sceptile_Trainer January 30, 2005