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Jack off all trades

A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.

Also used as a verb.
Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.

Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
by clayshingle February 13, 2010
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jack of all trades

a jack of all trades is a person who is not an expert in any fields, but knows a little about everything.

jack of all trades often lack an university degree, as they didnt specialize in anything, but studied/learned a bit of every subject.
1: omfg john knows freakin everything!
2: nah, hes just a jack of all trades. dont ask him anything deeper tough.
by the.oppenheimer February 15, 2010
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Travies

An STD transmitted by form of slap happiness.
Tracy! Do you have TRAVIES!?!

Brianna got Travies from The Coca Cola Bear!
by Pinkyswear345 October 10, 2008
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JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES

someone who is skilled at a great deal of tasks, usually in the same feild, but who lacks suffcient skill in any one specific area.
"He can play guitar, keys and drums, but he just isn't that great"

"Jack-of-all-trades master of none"
by lukio March 18, 2007
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Tadies

Anything that comes or exists in a pair, usually referring to body parts.
Bob: "So I heard Lance Armstrong has testicular cancer."

Alfred: "Yeah, that's because he got whacked in the tadies when he was four."
by CHICKSTER April 12, 2009
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Tradespace

Tradespace is used as a advertising tool its like a marriage between website and online directory.
The users can develop their Tradespace much like they can their website...... but many choose not too as its a complete waste of time and many just get websites because there is no point in Tradespace
DATE = 01.01.2007 - Johnny signs up to Tradespace as he is sitting with nothing to do and needs tom do some link building with his website.

(time goes past Johnny notices that the Tradespace doesn't do anything for his business so he packs his business in and sells up)

DATE = 01.01.2011 - Sales Rep- "Hi Johnny its xxx calling from Tradespace"
Johnny - "Trade...WHO!?, what you selling, im not interested"

Sales Rep - " Sir you already have it and its free, We are calling to find out how you use your Tradespace"

Johnny - "I don't use just set it up because it was free"

Sales Rep - " Okay well that's okay , we would like to offer you a free website review"

Johnny - " I don't even own the business anymore"

Sales Rep "Oh..... Well it won't matter now thanks for your time anyway sir"

(The Sales Rep goes on to make 150 similar calls and then loses all hope
by Confusedbyitall July 13, 2011
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The Tradesmans Lunch Box.

When a woman puts items of food into her pussy and or arse to suprise her partner. Along the lines of opening your lunchbox at work to see what the wife packed you to eat. Bonus points for sweet/ nice foods. Minus points for boring/ everyday foods.
Steve was very happy when Shazza packed him a chocolate eclair into "The Tradesmans Lunch Box.", instead of the normal ham sandwiches
by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011
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