by HAMMER 112 August 13, 2016
Get the Cripple toed mug.When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.
PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.
by T Town Playas January 28, 2006
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The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.
When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.
by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008
Get the Toledo blindfold mug.Otherwise known as a master of a McDojo, someone who purchases martial art belts from eBay at £3 and passes them off as genuine achievements for "attendees of classes" and charges them £35 a pop.
1. A self promoting narcissist with low personality traits
2. Someone who presents themself as something their not to manipulate people out of money
3. An unqualified person who is useless at blagging, pretty much a wank salesman
4. Talentless twunt
1. A self promoting narcissist with low personality traits
2. Someone who presents themself as something their not to manipulate people out of money
3. An unqualified person who is useless at blagging, pretty much a wank salesman
4. Talentless twunt
"I can't believe after 10 months i'm a black belt, didnt realise my instructor was a Tovey"
"Another Tovey McDojo being set up I see, white belt to black belt in just £1000!"
"How can I have earned a belt for showing up to class? You're such a Tovey!"
"Look at this Tovey, he'd make more signing on!"
"Another Tovey McDojo being set up I see, white belt to black belt in just £1000!"
"How can I have earned a belt for showing up to class? You're such a Tovey!"
"Look at this Tovey, he'd make more signing on!"
by Duke of Chubb April 2, 2020
Get the Tovey mug.When a male attmepts to fellate himself however the extreme angles involved cause him to throw his back out, and he is stuck in that position until help can arrive.
by Benevir August 23, 2007
Get the Toledo Jackknife mug.Most likely first used in the early 1900s, either refers to a sarcastic remark about Toledo, Ohio or originated from a realistic remark of the Holy city of Toledo, Spain. It is now used as a phrase, by Americans, if something is unbelievable, disturbing, or blows their mind. See blow your mind
Woman- Did you read in the newspaper that a grandpa got run over by his own car by a homeless bum he paid to fix it, and then the bum took off with it?
Man- Holy Toledo?! That's like "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" only a hundred times worse!
Man- Holy Toledo?! That's like "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" only a hundred times worse!
by DeJo August 28, 2005
Get the Holy Toledo mug.A body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. If they were honest with themselves they would select "beer belly".
I searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn't even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.
by graha259 April 2, 2011
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