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Tour-De-Ho 

In reference to the famous "Tour-De-France" this term refers to a two or three day period where a guy has multiple sexual experiences with several female (ho) partners.
Guy #1 - Man this weekend was off the handle yo!
Guy #2 - What'd you do?
Guy #1 - It was a Tour-De-Ho my neezy...4 cheescakes since Saturday...I'm outta sauce here my brotha.
Tour-De-Ho by Jacob Simon October 19, 2004
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Tour of Italy 

This sexual act was inspired by the popular Olive Garden entree. Instead of three Italian entrees, this sexual act involves three male Italian sex partners, all taking turns on one female partner.
After Tony, Frank, and Angelo finished moving Gina's furniture, she thanked them by letting them give her the Tour of Italy. By the end, she was plastered with more alfredo sauce than a never-ending pasta bowl.
Tour of Italy by screamqueen September 30, 2009

Tour de France 

Typically in french pornographic films, the actors kiss and/or feel eachother strangely and take an excessive amount of time moving on to the next phase.

A Tour de France occurs when you have to pull off a masturbation marathon to last throughout the film. Although sometimes exhausting, you are rewarded as an end result.
A- "Man, I was watching a really neat french porno, but I had to do a damn Tour de France!"

B- "Now you know why Armstrong got his name."
Tour de France by BossPants August 14, 2008

Tour de Fat 

This totally irrevant,costumed bike parade/freak show/bike burlesque/good beer gig that travels the western land preaching the good word of BIKE. Going now for 9 years Tour de Fat is the invnetion and love child of New Belgium Brewing (makers of Fat Tire beer). At every stop somebody trades their car for life for a bike.
Tour de Fat was just in Chicago and it was like a traveling Burning Man
Tour de Fat by Uncle Booger April 7, 2009

Tour of Italy 

The experience of having Italian music blasting in your ears, a breadstick up your ass, and undergoing Carlo Rossi water boarding.
The Tour of Italy isn’t that bad.
Tour of Italy by Zorlaq38 August 1, 2019

tour de fridge 

When you and your mates go to each of your houses and drink all the alcohol in each fridge. Typically done on the last afternoon of highschool but not exclusively done then. Australian slang.
Mate, whose house is first on our tour de fridge?
tour de fridge by Tootimex3 September 27, 2021

Tour de Blonde

When men travel to Scandinavian and Eastern European countries to sex tourism.
Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.
Tour de Blonde by Bocão March 12, 2022