tough charlatan

a person who makes ostentatious pretenses to knowledge or skills and who will threaten physical violence upon being exposed

Guy 1: Man, Danny doesn't know crap about literature, but that's all he talks about--especially when he's trying to impress people at parties.

Guy 2: Well, I'd keep those comments to myself if I were you. If you expose him, he'll make a scene and maybe even threaten your life in front of everyone. He's one tough charlatan, all right.

by Danny is my enemy May 12, 2010

Tonka Tough

Super tough, strong, opposite of weaksauce

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!

by phailmoar February 16, 2009

tough one

1. A term that is suitable only for situations that result in a loss or an unexpected turn for the worse
2. At first, "tough one" was used in a derogatory manner. However, with the passing of time, the term has been used in a lighter, more colloquial usage

Coach: Tough one Feremy
Feremy (the athlete): I know Coach. I think I could have gotten him. That was a tough one
Coach: You know, I'd highly encourage you to do a little more with the backhand. If you do, you can say goodbye to the tough ones.

by Demonte Jones June 14, 2010

tough crowd

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.

"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"

by TheMocker October 31, 2004

tough moron

someone who is a moron but also possesses uncompromising determination and is capable of enduring strain, hardship, or severe labor

Check out that guy carrying the steel 55-gallon drum down the block even though he could be rolling it. He is one tough moron!

by BlobbyBlob May 13, 2010

Tough Break

When something doesn't go your way, or something bad but fairly insignificant happens to you.

"Dude, I just finished my last beer already and the store is closed!"

"Tough Break"

by Jordo31 November 11, 2012

tough darts

A term my old physics teacher used to say. It means like, "Tough shit, kid." it's funny.

You failed your test? Tough darts.

by HiredAssassin August 11, 2006