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The Toaster Revolution

A political movement. The name The Toaster Revloution,came about for reasons unclear. What ever the reason the use of toasters, or rather the "correct" use of toasters has played a large part in splitting people on the issue. There are murmers of an underground war on the issue, the opposition headed by a man formerly known as Sir. James and now just as James, and the Toaster Revolution rumoured to be headed by various people through out history.
It is debated by some that James stole the name from the actual Toaster Lovers in Guelph (who actually did love toasters because women shunned them), and fabricated the entire revolution as a cover to hide some nefarious deeds of his own, the nature and origion of which noone can guess. Though certain conspiracy theorists, have tied it all in with a group of evil walrus people, who are said to live under the ground somewhere in the general area of Canada, and the northern United States, whom they believe to be the real governing force behind those countries as well as many others. The "evil walrii" as they call them are said to be coming to a war with the "Vikings under Norway" (similar idea as with the evil walruses but the walruses rely more on technology, and are walruses), in which the fate of human kind will be decided (eigther way human's reign would theoretically come to an end, it would merely be a question of complete annihilation or slavery).
Many lives were lost in the Toaster Revolution.
by James Dracon February 8, 2008
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rap a taste

"Get at me later, we'll rap a taste about the old days and whatnot."
by madprophetridx July 15, 2003
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shit taste

1. n. A person that has poor taste qualities towards certain subjects.

2. v. The inability to discriminate between good and bad qualities towards a subject.
3. adj. A subject that has a poor sense of taste and quality.

Usually it refers from entertainment to arts.
E.g. 1
Person 1: OMG! I love X's music.
Person 2: You have shit taste. Y's music is way out your X's league.

E.g. 2
Person 1: OMG! I love Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: You have shit taste. Go read a real quality dictionary book.
by Gogo91 October 13, 2013
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Teste Alliance

An alliance between the nations Nutsackia, Ballsackia, and Scrotania in which the countries agree to aid each other against the threats of Hell's Wasteland and Curthailand.
The Teste Alliance has allowed many citizens to live simple and productive lives.
by Snuma Numa November 5, 2007
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tastes like tits

adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.
Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.
by Philip the person December 28, 2008
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testeburn

The burn of the male scrotum when entering, then sitting upon an automobile seat that has been in the sun for a period of time so that the temperature of the fabric is extremely elevated.
During the hot summer months when my car has been outside for a few hours, especially in the sun, I get testeburn every time I go for a ride!
by AZRPh January 15, 2017
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Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique
As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.
by Monty Burns May 7, 2020
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