Toss My Salad

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.

I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)

by Jesus#2 August 15, 2011

toss the salad

to jerk off

it might be time for me to toss the salad

by toss/salad July 18, 2016

toss your salad

play with your private parts

The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?

by zulbeng June 13, 2009

tossed taco salad

(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.

That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.

by A. Friend October 7, 2007

Toss Your Salad

The "REAL" meaning comes from JAIL...When you get (CENSORED) in the (CENSORED) by another guy ....
Then you H4wk3r and Joe_Hard it out ...

"As SH*t GEe , I'm ganna add Dressing when I Toss YOur Salad tonight !! "

by Louis B September 30, 2005

Toss my Salad

Part of a title of a children's book.

Who will toss my salad?

by KaypiGames December 10, 2018

toss my salad

To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.

I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.

by oompaloompa June 14, 2003