torpey

An Aussie slang for a "torpedo" kick. When kicking am oblong ball (i.e. gridiron ball, rugby ball, Aussie rules ball), it means to have the ball spin along it's longest axis, thus providing fantastic aerodynamics. Plus it looks pretty cool.

(in sports commentators voice) "Oh, a beautiful torpie there bounces into touch."

by Ryan Mock April 8, 2005

The Turley Treatment

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.

by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008

torey

to lick fat out of a moldy chicken

i sure did torey that chicken

by LUKAS RIS! May 29, 2007

Torey

a girl thats really ditzy. can be very annoying. thinks things are funny that really arent. chooses her boyfriends over her bestfriends. isnt a true friend, likes to backstab her friends. always gets in other peoples buisness. in conclusion, a total bitch 99% of the time.

such a torey.

by bitch312980537 November 1, 2010

tolley wacker

an individual who likes hitting dogs shit

Penetrating a dogs asshole and hence hitting the tolley's(turds). Otherwise walking through the park and accidently stepping on shite.

by spunkmaster 5000 January 12, 2004

Torey

A person who is extremely annoying, listens to terrible music, harasses girls, and whenever you see them you want to shove them in a garbage can. They are an overall horrible person.

I just want to punch him in the face.
Of course you do, he's a torey.

by DuH35000 May 26, 2011

mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003