Tuque

Canadian name for a knit cap that covers the ears to keep them warm. Usually made of wool. From the French word Toque.

Check that dudes tuque!!

by Dohmnuill December 30, 2004

torque piss

When you wake up in the morning with a hard on and you need to urinate and you need to apply a great amount of torque to aim into the bowl. The alternatives are to 1) do a hand stand so that it is properly aimed (usualy too drunk to perform this manuever). 2) Stand about 8-10 feet away from the bowl (many tries usually in public bathrooms are necessary to perfect this manuver) and as the arcing stream becomes less and less to walk toward the bowl. 3) Pee in the shower (old standby but one must be awake enough to make sure and not piss in ones own face). 4) Masturbate so that the erection is used up (this is a gamble as sometimes the erection will not go down manually and will cause complications in the workings of the torque piss.

Man, I had such a boner this morning that I had to put one leg up on the sink behind me and torque piss before I could shower.

by rplusplus November 30, 2006

torque

The force that raises your heels off of the floor when you take a leak with "morning wood".

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Torqueer

Small town in Paignton.

Inbred, and they know they are.

We can see them holding hands.

Granny shaggers, granny shaggers.

Non-league, and they know they are.

Even worse than Exeter.

Plymouth Argyle 11 Torqueer United 0

by Argyle Till I Die April 7, 2007

tique

from the word antique. doenst mean old, means impressive, sick, crazy .. usually refering to a stunt or deed of epic proportions

joel: dude, you just ran through a wall
mike: yeah dude .. that was pretty tique

by Mike Troller July 29, 2007

dirty taqueria

Like a dirty sanchez but you get to eat a corn tortilla when you finish

"When the dirty sanchez isn't good enough, give her the dirty taqueria"

by Maxwell Smartish May 9, 2008

torque

Simply put from Horsepower/Torque Race Perspective, Torque is the low end power of the car.

Build a motor for low end torque and it will usually take care of horsepower.

Big Blocks Often tend to be good friends with torque.
Torque is often created from an excessive stroke on big blocks, thus there non high reving attributes.

My 1968 Oldsmobile 98 Weighs 4580 and is slow as hell (off the line) but has around 500ft/pds of torque and will roast tires like no tomorrow. (thats with a 2.83 diff)

by SevenFive August 3, 2006