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topher

topher is a fabulous and terrifying creature . he is not to be messed with. he is the future. everyone will bow to topher one day. 👹
1. “YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM ..MY NAMES TOPHER”

2. “ALL HAIL LORD TOPHER”
by yallknowtopher January 5, 2023
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Topher

My names topher and I think it’s gonna be olivia
by Potato1958 January 11, 2023
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Bletameh topher

When a Spanish person takes a bean shit and they y’all out bletameh gatta
Hey meeester I was taking a mean bletameh topher and my asshole squirted re fried beans all over the gringo bowl
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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Topher

Goofy ass bitch that has a big microphone

L:7.25 in x G:6.5in
Topher's mic is not to be trifled with!
by Dahp January 8, 2024
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Homewrecker (Topher)

Someone who is interfering a marital or familial relationship through engaging in the action of an affair with a member of the relationship.
"The Mexican man who lived at REV flirted and insinuated a hook-up with Christopher, despite already having a boyfriend. Christopher, knowing that the man had a boyfriend, was going to be a homewrecker (Topher)."
by Cracked Airpod August 3, 2024
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Topher

Yall already know who he is
My name is topher
by The Garmenter April 5, 2023
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Topher

Euphemism for wanker.

Commonly used in Australia and originated in Melbourne.
Named after a well known cooked anti vax grifter who tells lies and asks for donations from gullible people.
Oh no, there is that Topher talking bollocks again.

He’s a real Topher that one.
by Dodecahedron June 13, 2023
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