Hooker's Toothbrush

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.

Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.

by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012

toothpasted

When you have brushed your teeth and therefore something tastes weird.

Guy1: want some orange juice?
Guy2: nah man, i'm too toothpasted right now, it'll taste like shit

by johnnyshitfag November 2, 2014

absolutey tooty

goofy way of saying absolutely

did you take that chick to bed last night?absolutey tooty

by pussy bee October 26, 2019

Polish Tooth Whitening

The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.

When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.

by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

Toothless

The jet black Night Fury dragon that appeared alongside main protagonist Hiccup as the deuteragonist in the 2010 movie "How To Train Your Dragon". He is initially aggressive towards Hiccup but becomes friends with him after Hiccup helps Toothless become airborne again, after Toothless' left tail fin was ripped off when Hiccup shot him down.

Noun:

Person: Dude, Toothless is my favorite dragon EVER.

by SSG1 February 9, 2018

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016