Arkansas Toothpick

Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.

“Man, Tracy got drunk and wanted an Arkansas toothpick last night. Cops showed up.”

by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022

Tennessee Toothpick

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....

“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*

by LPeezy February 2, 2023

moonshiner's toothpick

A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick

Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."

by Coonhunter12 January 29, 2021

Orange On A Toothpick

A description for a human with an abnormally large noggin. This phrase was used in the Mike Myers film “So I Married an Axe Murderer” by mr McKenzie to describe his son william’s head.

By God look at that kids head, it’s like an orange on a toothpick it is!

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

Toothpick

Tim getting wood after watching his grandma get out of her wheelchair.

Man, Tim did you just a toothpick watching your grandma get out her wheelchair?

by Steve Winters November 1, 2003

H. E. double toothpicks

Hell. (sort of a jocular euphemism)

Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.

by Light Joker September 14, 2004

Texas toothpick

the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with.

I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.

by dhb1990 January 3, 2015