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Tootersham

The seemingly irremovable mark left on your hand after a night at the bar.
It's been three days since we went out, get that tootersham off your hand already
by Bommar May 20, 2009
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toothbrush diet

When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food that’s been swallowed.
I’ve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!
by Plummdogg October 13, 2020
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Florida toothbrush

When someone brushes their teeth and spits it on a penis and then gives them a blowjob.
Oh man, I want to give you a Florida toothbrush.
by TurkeyBaster69 May 2, 2021
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toothbrush

a stick (usually plastic) with bristles that you use to clean your teeth with.
"Stop cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush!", said Mr. Bean.
by mAndy November 21, 2003
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toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.
That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.
by superbubba October 20, 2009
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Toothbrushing

An act commonly conducted by door to door sales people, especially frequented in the kitchen fitting world (Space Kitchens are innovators in this field). This usually happens as a direct result of rejecting their sales proposal. The indignant and humiliated rep will then feel the need to ask to use the home owners bath room and secretly urinate on the owners tooth brush or insert it up their anal passage before replacing it
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by msonning April 15, 2010
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Tooterooski

We did a bunch of Tooterooski at the goose last night
by george spot November 1, 2019
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