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Tool Shed

The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!
A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.

Convo between 2 girls:

Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"

Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"
by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009
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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location
I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned
by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005
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Tool Shed

The metaphorical house a girl builds when she hooks up with a tool, toolbag, or person fitting any other variation of the common tool.
That relationship has turned into a real tool shed.
by benkerley. October 12, 2007
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A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.
J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?

E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
by mojothedog September 5, 2013
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What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.
Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.
by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012
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The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.
I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
by garyp December 28, 2005
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yo dat jizz mop is a tool shed
by west side December 27, 2003
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