toolbox

a complete total tool,

1) someone who tries too hard to fit in and just turns out as a total loser

2) also someone who will do anything to please you.

1) Kid: "Who the hell was that kid?! who does he think he is?
Me: "Oh..you met Josh, he's a toolbox, if you ignore him he may go away..."

2) Kid: "Man I wish I had some money"
Me: "Dude just go ask Josh, he's a fuckin toolbox"

by 1337is64`/ October 18, 2006

Toolbox

A bar/pub for homosexual males. A fucking gay bar dude.

Silly you, were going to check out some tail at the toolbox.*



*Said with a lisp.

by Stevie Y November 21, 2004

toolbox

pretty much just a tool
but so much of one
you know? good.

"Dude, Holly's sucha toolbox. She's unbelievable"

by sarah michelle March 7, 2007

Toolbox

A spence like tic-tac bearing "tool" with no actual concept of what it truly important.

a roll call of all the a's??? what a toolbox!

by Jeremy KRaft May 1, 2007

Toolbox

A contracting of the terms Tool and Box, Meaning a female tool.

1.Yo you scoping that Toolbox over there
2.yo id like to jackhammer the uggs right of her and then augment her northface with my mansauce

by greglinton123 January 7, 2009

Toolbox

A compact car such as an old Toyota Camry that has been souped up usually with an oversized spoiler, mismatched bumper, and front vent, almost always driven by a tool.

Josh- Toolbox, nine o'clock.

Jake- Haha, nice 3 ft spoiler on your 4 ft car.

by JFordicus March 13, 2011

Toolbox Kick

An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.

A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.

Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.

Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"

by Less Than Satisfactory Failure October 9, 2009