Tool 

Has multiple meanings..

1 - A person who's always used by other people, a loser. People always take advantage of these kind of people.

2 - Male sex organs.

3 - The most awesome metal band ever !

Mac - Hey Jenny, would you like to suck on my Tool ?

Jenny - Yes, I'd love too.

Tool by TheClown. August 27, 2009

Tool 

(v.) To have sex ; the act of fornication.

Tina is so fucking hot, man I would love to tool her...bigtime!

Tool by DEADMEAT April 6, 2013

tool 

a huge, jacked guy that says and does the most stupid stuff and is always making a fool of himself, they work out in the gym as much as they possibly can so that they get even huger, they usually suck up to their coaches and peers so that they r liked even though this makes them hated even more, they try way too hard to fit in and are posers so they don't really have any friends but they think they do cuz they r retarded and/or people just pretend to be their friend cuz they r either scared of the tool or they enjoy making fun of the tool and using them for their own personal gain, the tool of course is too dumb to realize that they r being used, tools look tough and pretend they're tough but r usually either pussies and they r just too much of a dumbass to win in a fight anyway, also they love their jacked body and working out more than anything else in the world

"Hey Ryan, you are a tool!"

"Look at that tool working out"

"HAHA, that tool just made a huge fool of himself!"

"OMG, that tool is such a dumbass, look what he is doing"

tool by Tool_Hater August 22, 2009

tool 

A person convinced by his/her peers and by society that they must act a certain way to be accepted. This typically consists of blaming other people for your problems, never getting over high school, wearing your pants halfway down your legs, and believing your kindergarten teachers when they said you were special.

Studies show that 95% of tools are unaware of the word's actual meaning, and will misuse it on a regular basis.

American tools have overused the word so much that, along with gay, retarded, and a deer having been killed on major state highway, it has transformed into something completely different, and now simply means, "that guy I don't like."

tool by Kilroy112358 June 9, 2011

tool 

a douche bag usually oblivious to whats actually going on, will act like a complete ass to look good in front of their tool posse. usually rich, steriotypicly good looking, possibly drives a hummer, nobody usually likes these people, and they all really dress alike, try to sag their pants with a hollister shirt and either short spiked or baech boy hair and flip flops.

a man wearing a wifebeater while blaring bad tool music from the sub woofer of his yellow hummer with a license plate that says "WRKNOUT"

tool by you.kno.me August 8, 2009

Tool 

A tool is someone less than a douche who listens to nickelback and wears ed hardy or polo.

Jack is a shitty manager and a tool.

Tool by Papa Ryo June 19, 2009

Tool 

Mike " The Situation"

That guy is a fuckin tool

Tool by BiggD1 October 2, 2010