Took My Jingle

When someone loses their virginity during seasonal times,like during Christmas. Since lossing ones virginity, and Christmas are both specialo casions, the sex that night will be never forgotten

Girl1: Guess what happend on Christmas!!!!! Girl2: What.? Girl1: Arjun took my jingle!!!!! Girl2&Girl1:EEEEEHHHHEEEEEEHEHEHEH!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010

Tonka Tough

Super tough, strong, opposite of weaksauce

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!

by phailmoar February 16, 2009

I just took a fat shit

Coming out of the bathroom feeling refreshed because you know that you just took the most fattest shit ever.

Maddy/Wayne: Yo I just took a fat shit!
Christina: :)

by Thisfatassbitch May 5, 2021

Took it on a hop

failing to exact revenge on your opposition.

“You heard about boy who got shot and took it on a hop?”

“Yeah he’s soft.”

by Ransom718 July 24, 2022

she took the kids

What happens when your wife catches you lackin.

Guy 1: I cant believe she took the kids
Guy 2: That's pretty gay

by Tempis October 4, 2018

Tockage

The late night meal or snack occuring between dinner and breakfast

"Kickin' off tonight with some good ol' tockage of Pizza Rolls and ice cream! Did you know that it's scientifically proven that tockage makes people happier by releasing good feel chemicals in their brain? Help make this generation happier by spreading the word! :)"

by Alex827625 June 16, 2018

TokayerPlex

An ultra-large and awesomely fantastic number equivalent to 10^5121999. When an individual claims, in an argument, that this number is better than any other number, they immediately win that argument.
The God of all other numbers

"12 is the best number"
"No, TokayerPlex is clearly the best number"
"I can't argue with that."

by Jack the Douche October 19, 2018