Toobin

Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed

“I’m totally toobin our next boring conference call!”

by iAMGorman October 19, 2020

Toobin

Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.

Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.

by Ghsstie_2 October 20, 2020

Toobing

Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.

In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.

by Gaijinman October 21, 2020

Tooru

Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimeter away... I mean, I don't think there's ever been someone who's gotten that close to me... without a, you know... calamity occurring. I'm not really... not really sure what happens at one centimeter away... 'cause it's my first time. I don't really understand it either. Seriously. But in the flow of calamity... there's nobody who can attack me. Not a single person. That, I know for sure. Wonder of U.

Pursuing me are u
Die

Tooru is one centimeter away from a plane door

by Beargames April 7, 2021

Tooruflattykawa

Tooruflattykawa is an extremely and excessively kind person. He’s probably my closest friend and I can always talk to him. He makes me and my friends very happy. I love and appreciate him very much and you should too!

You: Tooruflattykawa is very cool
Me: Yeah he is

by Kernmar July 2, 2021

Haha, tööb

Used similarly to "bring it" in response to a situation someone else thinks is dangerous but you know is not due to your massive fucking gun.

swedish arms design bureau in 1955: Okay, listen. We just witnessed an assault on our borders. The cold war is here. We need viable anti-tank weapons.

some silly dude at the earl gustav weapons factory: Haha, tööb.

by Apastalypse December 30, 2018

Loreto Toorak

The Typical Loreto girl...
Likes to wear:
-Tommy hilfiger
-Sass & Bide
-Mimco Jewellery & Wallets
-Tiffany & Co.
-Country Road
-Witchery

Spends her time:
-Going to Room 680 (at the age of 18yrs )
-Going for Igloo Zoo on Glenferrie Rd
-Chap Laps
-Getting her nails done @ Texas Nails on High St Armadale
-Having brunch @ Coin Laundry next to Armadale Station
-Dating Scotch, Xavier, St. Kevins or Melbourne Grammar Boys.
-Sun tanning in Lorne, Rye or Portsea during summer.

She is a decent, faithful and well rounded girl who respects her peirs and has classiness. Loreto Toorak Girls are known for their beautiful reputation amongst their local communities.

Loreto Toorak Girl: A Blonde or Brunette haired beauty seen roaming on Glenferrie, Chapel st or Burke Rd on the casual Friday afternoon.

by Robboooooooooooooooooooo November 6, 2012