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Pang Tong

Pang Tong (Shiyuan)
Born 179 AD - Died 214 AD
35 Years
Place of birth - Xiang Yang, Hu Bei Province

Pang Tong was a Taoist Scholar like Zhuge Liang, and went by the nickname 'Phoenix Chick'. Pang Tong was a dedicated man and a hard worker and for this he earned a postition in the Office of Merit in Xiang Yang city.

Pang Tong was a well known official in the Southlands, he offered his services to Sun Quan, but was rejected due to his ugly appearance. Also, it was said he disrespected the name of the late Zhou Yu.

Pang Tong was crucial in the success of the Wu / Shu Alliance at the Battle of Chi Bi and convinced Cao Cao to chain his ships together as to prevent sea sickness. This ensured the Wei fleet would be burned and would not be able to escape.

Zhuge Liang recommened Pang Tong's services to Liu Bei as he occupied the southern Jing Zhou provinces. Pang Tong offered three solutions to Liu Bei's problems, and offered to help carry them out. Liu Bei showed much courtesy to Pang Tong and promoted to Deputy Master of the Forces and Imperial Corps Commander.

When Liu Bei invaded Liu Zhang, Pang Tong was appointed Master of Forces. He took Fu Shui Gate rapidly but was mistaken for Liu Bei on the way to Luo Castle, and was assassinated.
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pecker tongs

Keep your pecker tongs off of my tater tots!
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bacon tongs

–noun bey-kuhn tongz
1. The fingers that are used to manually stimulate an over weight woman (aka finger bang a fat chick).

2. A useful tool for the stimulatation of women with incredibly large labia.
"I picked up this whale at the bar last night. Took her back to my place. She smoked my pole and I gave her the old bacon tongs."

"After putting on my wizard hat, robe, and speluker's light, I used my bacon tongs to pleasure my large lover."
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Ting Tong

Crazy, Mad, Insane (temporarily). Best describing someone who has done something crazy or possibly personally damaging without knowing or without care.
Hey you ting tong man, what you do? Why you drink so much?
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cock tongs

results when a man fails to wash his filthy cock hands after going to the bathroom at a buffet restaraunt. he then touches the disgusting cock-infested door handle before proceeding to the food line, thereby passing off the cockage to the tongs which oftentime get dropped into the food, resulting in 20 cock chicken or other delights.
"get those filthy cock tongs away from my food, or i will beat you with them."
by sharon, ricky's bitch September 30, 2006
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Tong Tran

A man that poses to have a penis, but actually has a smelly vigina. Enjoys having little cats lick his private parts, and also having them poop in his vigina to make it smell even worse.
Don't take a shower for a year so you can have a Tong Tran.
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long tong

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