setting up shop

The act of preparing oneself for a session of sex with oneself (jerking off).

I forgot my backpack and when I ran back in to my apartment I caught my roommate setting up shop.

by jeff74033 April 14, 2008

pecker tongs

Your filthy, digusting hands.

Keep your pecker tongs off of my tater tots!

by jeff74033 April 21, 2008

piss ant

Verb: To carry an abundance of items from one place to another. Usually making many trips.

Since I lost my truck in the divorce, I had to piss ant all of my shit to my new apartment with my piece of shit car.

by jeff74033 November 03, 2007