pecker tongs

Your filthy, digusting hands.

Keep your pecker tongs off of my tater tots!

by jeff74033 April 21, 2008

setting up shop

The act of preparing oneself for a session of sex with oneself (jerking off).

I forgot my backpack and when I ran back in to my apartment I caught my roommate setting up shop.

by jeff74033 April 14, 2008

piss ant

Verb: To carry an abundance of items from one place to another. Usually making many trips.

Since I lost my truck in the divorce, I had to piss ant all of my shit to my new apartment with my piece of shit car.

by jeff74033 November 03, 2007