When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.
Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.
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Get the Tone mug.A Tone Troll is a form of internet troll focusing on the tone of arguments. A Tone Troll will typically express great consternation and offense at the style of an argument, as a way of distracting from the actual content.
This is done deliberately as a way to derail arguments; the Tone Troll prefers to muddy the issue by changing the subject diverts attention away from the merit of the argument itself and unto the specific words being used to advance it.
This is done deliberately as a way to derail arguments; the Tone Troll prefers to muddy the issue by changing the subject diverts attention away from the merit of the argument itself and unto the specific words being used to advance it.
Commenter: I think killing people because they're gay is wrong, goddammit.
Tone Troll: How dare you use a dirty word like that! Have you no shame? I demand an apology.
Commenter: Don't you think the fact that people are being killed is slightly more important than whether I said a naughty word?
Tone Troll: Why should I listen to anything you say when you're using such filthy language?
Commenter: Okay, sorry, but what about my argument?
Tone Troll: I'm entirely too upset to continue this discussion. I think you should be more careful what you say in the future.
Tone Troll: How dare you use a dirty word like that! Have you no shame? I demand an apology.
Commenter: Don't you think the fact that people are being killed is slightly more important than whether I said a naughty word?
Tone Troll: Why should I listen to anything you say when you're using such filthy language?
Commenter: Okay, sorry, but what about my argument?
Tone Troll: I'm entirely too upset to continue this discussion. I think you should be more careful what you say in the future.
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Get the Tone Troll mug.The beautiful, searing and singing tone with which Brian May has carved out a career as guitarist for Queen and a great songwriter in his own right.
Achieved by using his custom, handcrafted Red Special instrument which was made from an old Victorian oak fireplace augmented with rosewood (for the fret board) and mahogany. This is then fed into a Treble Booster (usually a modern one made by Greg Fryer) pedal, which is amplified by either the Deacy amp or three VOX AC30s with other effects such as delay and flanger added.
Many players can buy equivelant replicas of the equipment Brian May uses, but very few players can play guitar with the same style and brilliance as the man himself.
Achieved by using his custom, handcrafted Red Special instrument which was made from an old Victorian oak fireplace augmented with rosewood (for the fret board) and mahogany. This is then fed into a Treble Booster (usually a modern one made by Greg Fryer) pedal, which is amplified by either the Deacy amp or three VOX AC30s with other effects such as delay and flanger added.
Many players can buy equivelant replicas of the equipment Brian May uses, but very few players can play guitar with the same style and brilliance as the man himself.
Almost any Queen song has a good example of Brian May tone, but the crowning moment of awesome has to be all his parts on Bohemian Rhapsody, especially the first solo where the guitar sounds like it is weeping and wailing.
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Get the Toneal mug.Tone-er; noun; An erection sustained upon the hearing of auditory guitar tone wonder (i.e Neal Schon, Lincoln Brewster, David Gilmour, Shawn Lane, Eric Johnson, Andy Wood, Blues Saraceno, Phil Collen, etc.). Exclusive to guitar players who actually know what the fuck is up.
Ex: "Dude, I was listening to some Steve Perry solo work in math the other day, Lincoln Brewster's solo on "You Better Wait" totally gave me a tone-er, and I was sitting next to that hot Russian chick." "Ouch, at least you weren't listening to Metallica."
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Get the Tone-er mug.1. The wavelength of your groove, adjusts to a lower end of the spectrum.
2. The state of mind of a stoned person in which he or she cannot consume any more marijuana.
2. The state of mind of a stoned person in which he or she cannot consume any more marijuana.
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