tokyo sandblaster 

The sexual act of ejaculating on anothers face and then smashing their face down into the stupid Zen garden that they keep on their night stand.

Tokyo Sandblaster.

She Feng Shui'd my apartment without asking, so I got revenge by giving her the ole Tokyo Sandblaster.

tokyo sandblaster by vaporbrains November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A fad created and perfected by Conan O'Brien, intended for those who are similarly pale and red-haired. It involves the said ginger spending months growing out facial hair. When he finally meets someone shameless enough to have intercourse with, he shaves his beard and collects the trimmings. Finally, he climaxes in the said shameless one's eyes, causing a squinting similar to an Asian's eyes. Finally, he blows the beard trimmings into her eyes where they stick to his feeble residue, causing a scratching and burning sensation in her eyes, much like being sandblasted.

If Conan lasts longer than a week on TBS, he has agreed to give Andy Richter the Tokyo Sandblaster on Monday, November 15.

Tokyo Sandblaster by PizzaButt TacoSmell November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

When two sexual partners engage in a shit loving sexual act. Where one partner fires diarrhea into their partner's face causing them to squint and thus making them look asian.

Did you see Jessie when Buzz fired a tokyo sandblaster into her face? She looked asian!

Tokyo Sandblaster by Jcmcgill November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster 

The tokyo sandblaster involves a sexual romanticism of feces. After acquiring diarrhea, a person releases their anal pressure onto their partner's face. Liquid feces are sprayed into the partner's face causing them to squint, giving the impression of Asian eyes.

I just gave your mom a tokyo sandblaster while you were at school, kiddo. Got shit all over my overalls...

tokyo sandblaster by MoldyNipple November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

You don't wanna know. Conan may or may not have done one at some point.

Dude, I just did a Tokyo Sandblaster" "Is that safe?" "I don't even know...

Tokyo Sandblaster by BlinksTale November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster 

When you fart on your parteners chest and particles of fecile matter fly out at such a rate they could strip paint.

The power was out and Derrick had to finish stripping the cabinets. Luckily he remebered to pull the old Tokyo Sandblaster out and get ther job done.

tokyo sandblaster by Sokyo November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

When banging out an old asian chick she queefs, effectivly blowing out all the dust and sand from her unused vadge.

Man I went to the tea house and totally was hooking up with the owners wife when she let out a tokyo sandblaster, shit was weak.

Tokyo Sandblaster by GHOOOST November 13, 2010