toixting

texting on the toilet

person: what's up?
person2: just toixting you

by voidish July 26, 2011

toxting

Texting while intoxicated.

Person #1: Hey, bro, can you read this text? It doesn't make sense.

Person #2: Nah, dude, your girlfriend must be drunk, that is fo sho toxting.

by coolestbitchonearthgoddamnit November 25, 2011

totting pipe

Smoking illegally controlled substances with devilish banned substances in the illegal controlled subtance or substances.

"The "Nuggets", they be "totting pipe"; as in example the "Chif Keef" song "I Don't Like"; the group stated, "The "Nuggets" they be "totting pipe".

by doubleozero June 29, 2020

Toiling

Using Your Phone In The Toilet While Doing Your Buisness.

Jeremy:What Are You Doing?
Hanna:Toiling.

by HolidayGuy August 1, 2021

tottingham

A perfect blonde with a Bomb ass

Tottingham has it going on

by Dhjshdbebe November 22, 2021

Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

by deshwahshier November 30, 2021

Totting

Toilet reading Tott-ing past tense for someone reading on the toilet. The word is a combination of tot from toilet and Reading the ing is past tense. Derived from my mother who asked about a term or phrase to describe sitting on the toilet reading.

I am just going for a totting be back soon.

by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022