Toilet

A lovely view of the backside of a woman

Friend 1: O man! Look at her butt, it is so big.

Friend 2: I'd let her smother me with that toilet

by Tankapotamus July 7, 2010

Toilet

A brave soldier whos only purpose in life is dispose of nuclear waste.

I haven't used the bathroom in a while, well off to the toilet.

by Doddman July 7, 2010

toilet

a woman's ass; her derrierre

Check her out -- nice toilet!

by JohnnyFlame May 13, 2005

Toilet

A simple and awesome word to describe something or someone in general if they're/it's bad, awful, crap, shit, dire, wasteful, terrible, atrocious, dreadful etc.

Work is toilet.
John's skills at gaming are toilet.
I had sex in the garden yesterday, but the girl was toilet.
McDonald's is the greatest, Burger King is toilet.

by jorelwarpath June 8, 2011

Toilet

The new habitat reserved for Miley Cyrus' career.

"Hey man, where do you think Miley's career is going?"

"Oh it's gonna end up in the toilet."

by theguitarfreak January 26, 2014

ON THE TOILET

(1)reference to Elvis who reportedly died on the toilet in a sequin jump suit.

(2) TO be dead "on it" SEE: "ON IT"

(3) verb: he was dead on his toilet

That guy had no personality, he is really dead on the toilet.

I drank alot last night, I was dead on the toilet

by namllrn April 29, 2004

Toilet

That ceramic pot where you not only drop your shit but also your phone in.

Oh phone! I dropped my shit into the toilet.

by rienik December 14, 2016