Tobias

1) a maneuver in which one departs uncommonly early, usually to pursue other, less exciting endeavors
2) the leaving of a bar abnormally early

Joe pulled a regular Tobias last night and left before Hour was even over to go home and sleep.

by wisco1 September 20, 2011

tobiased

Being exposed to the unfortunate combination of both a cock tease and a cock block.

I took her out and bought her drinks -- we spent the entire evening together -- but in the end I simply got tobiased.

by Jackie Hector July 29, 2011

Tobias

A guy who takes a lot of ganja

Bro you are such a Tobias

by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

Tobias

A gentle being but also very incompetent

Stop being such a Tobias!

by Demonically insane April 18, 2021

tobasco screamer

licking a girl out with tobasco sauce on your tongue
this causes immense irritation and sometimes pain causing the receiver and sometimes the giver to scream

boy: i heard you really scream last night, what happened?
girl: my boyfriend tobasco screamered me

by 05elliotth January 4, 2012

TOBASH

From the military, it's an acronym for
Taken
Out
Back
And
Shot in the
Head

Usually it's a term to make reference to a person that gets a group into FUBAR occurrences multiple time.

"Ollie! You should be TOBASH! You've gotten this all FUBAR, your a freakin' clusterfuck magnet. We're gonna deep six yo ass bytch!

by Leif June 10, 2006

tobias

Tobias is God in Asia. It has the body of a Pig surrounded by spiders and people believe that once he was a human that spent too much time among pigs in his early childhood until his body transformed into a pig.

"Bring me luck Tobias!"

by lamartinm May 30, 2015