tomtastic

adj.: amazing in every possible way, usually relating to sex appeal.

I can't keep my eyes off that chick's tomtastic ass.

by The Saucy Mango March 11, 2009

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Toastanomology

toastanomology: (noun) the study of toast in the sky when launched as a projectile into orbit as well as pre-existing toast found in the universe that came from God's toaster.

Second Definition: Unsober text attempt to write "astronomy"

Is that a comet? Toastanomologist: "No! You would know that's French Toast if you studied Toastanomology."

by Cielo Llorando February 21, 2011

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Tista

She is the sweetest girl. She will stop Netflix or youtube to text you back

Don't betray her she will kill you. She is loyal to all her friends . She wil respect you if you will respect her back. If you have Tista out there and you like her just said it to her she will probably like you back.

Tista is very awesome

by Good deverat November 23, 2021

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Toktam

Toktam is a rare, sexy and intelligent female of the species. She is blessed with natural curves and beauty that only compounds with time. She is mature beyond her young looks. One moment you are in complete love with her, and next you are still in complete love but running for your life. Her fiery temper is only matched by her kindness. Her curls are just amazing that endlessly loop dazzling and hypnotising the onlooker. Without making any effort she is glamorous and stunning that make her the envy of many. She is shy yet confident, simple yet very complex. She carries the burden of the world on her shoulders though she does not need to. Anyone fortune to cross paths with Toktam is blessed.

Toktam is the one and only love of my life

by Reza 1976 December 2, 2021

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First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

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