Smitty Saturday

A Saturday spent with a person with the nickname Smitty.

"Can you hang out on Saturday?"

"Sorry i can't. Its smitty saturday, i'll be hanging out with my friend Smitty."

by Therealeric November 27, 2012

Tall Smitties

A girl with small to no titties in the A cup to flat chested range

DAAAAMN! Sarah has some tall smitties

by BadPandaStyleKru May 15, 2003

Smitty boned

When a fellow with the last name of Smith gives a girl some good D

Hunter: Hey Smitty, you hooked up wit dat ho yet? It'd be a travesty if you haven't!
Kurt: Fo sho, I Smitty boned dat ho last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by J.P. Smittybones December 9, 2013

The Smitty Drink

2 shots disaronno and 2 shots crown apple topped with some ice.

Shlong will be long.

Let me get “the smitty drink”.

by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

“Doing the Smitty!”

When a man protects his woman by using physical force, rather than discussion or waking away.

Will Smith was “Doing the Smitty!” slapping Chris Rock after he spoke about his wife Jada, before he won his Oscar.

by I am Dr Batman March 29, 2022

the smitty drink

2 Shots Disaronno and 2 Shots Crown Apple topped with ice

Man: “Let me get “the smitty drink”

Bartender: “be careful your shlong will get long.”

by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

shity smittie

when a friend deficates in his/her pants because they were to lazy to go to a restroom.

you suck man, why did you pull a shity smittie and ruin the camping trip?

by Arthur F. July 29, 2007