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face to pillow

When a girl plants her face into the pillow so it's easier to fuck her from behind.
She went face to pillow for me last night
by Extremelylargepenisman August 20, 2017
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straight to the face

The act of consuming something, usually alcoholic beverages, in a focused and intense manner.
As soon as I get home, there will be wine- straight to the face.
by merboston December 31, 2011
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Sack to the face

Smoking a bag of marijuana by yourself in a single session.
Friend 1- "Sorry i didn't meet you after school yesterday"
Friend 2- "bro you didn't show up so ended up taking a sack to the face"

Ex 2: "I take sacks to the face" - Luniz- "I got 5 on it"
by HayesHellaSwo August 17, 2011
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Cock Blast to the Face

When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face
Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!
by james o'brian November 19, 2003
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dick to the face

Dick to the face: Anything that impedes the goodness of life such as failing a class, getting a detention, etc.. A dick to the face can also be something lame that catches you off gaurd, such as a pop quiz. Dick to the face is a substitute of the word gay, meaning sucky.

If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"

Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"

Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.

Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF
I lost my wallet! Thats a dick to the face!

Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.
by DTTF March 27, 2009
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take it to the face

A) When someone is eating food very fast
B) When someone is drinking alcohol

C) When a girl gets skeeted on in the face or sucks a dick
A) Yo Nati Legend slow down a stop taking that burrito to the face.
B) I'm taking it to the face tonight!! (implying you will be drinking but don't want ur RA to overhear what ur talking about.)
C) I am going to be taking it to the face with my boyfriend tonight.
D) Take it to the face Guddie
by bgg February 20, 2011
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talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.
talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
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