Spork

1. A cross between a fork and a spoon

2. An alternate name for Spirk

1. Ricky: Sporks are the best utensil ever!

2. Fangirl: Have you seen Amok Time!? There was SO much Spork! ::sqeee!!!:

by The Closet Fangirl February 25, 2010

spork

the greatest eating utenisil known to man

you can eat soup and steak with a spork. W00T

by Madchal July 18, 2003

spork

combenation of the spoon and the fork.
any one with a spork has great power and can comand everyone to do they want.
the colection also includes the spife and the nork neather as powerful as the spork.
the most powerful spork isnt a canteen plastic but covered in gold and silver it is so powerful it has to be handled with the oven glove of hope.

"shit that kid has a spork"
"run away"
"bow down to the almighty spork, do as i comand"

by the ? February 08, 2007

Spork

A bisexual person;

The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.

His spork behavior is illuminated when he goes for the males and females, the rizz goes both ways.

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023

Spork

A utensil much like a spoon but with points to pick up something like meat

I want a spoon but my food must also be skewered to be picked up. So I will use a spork.

by Basic processor system robot July 12, 2015

Spork

A person who is lame, boring, dull, slow, or stupid

Quit being such a fucking spork man!

by Ms Boss lady April 21, 2018

Spork

when an innocent spooning session ends in rough sex

dude I totally sporked her so hard last night

by daddyfabulousskittles February 14, 2018