Titosaurus

A girl with tits so large that they would be proportionate to someone the size of a dinosaur.

Did you see the rack on her, she was a real Titosaurus, I'd love to motorboat those monsters.

by Jay bonjo July 15, 2009

tito cen

A creature that plays Fortnite full time. Upon landing immediately says "I'm Dead". Be careful when he gets a p90, he's guaranteed to die when he decides to go Rambo with it. As soon as he picks up a burst he's guaranteed to average one kill per game. With those stats it makes the competition tremble in fear.

I picked up a p90 and went full tito cen and died.

by The Fury November 15, 2018

Titus

If you meet a Titus you will become the happiest person in the world, so stay with him. He is the sexiest, nicest, most loving person you'll ever meet. He will "love" you until you're sore if you let him. He's thoughtful and cares about the way you feel. He will become the love of your life just like he became mine.

Girl: are you chapstick because I'd love to rub you all over my mouth
Ti: no I'm actually a Titus

by Tituslover30 November 26, 2018

shabby titmuss

An expression to accurately sum up the lower-than-your-boots level to which the Z lister Ms Titmuss has sunk in an attempt to publicise herself to death.

Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........

Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un

Shabby Titmuss and the foray into Adult Channel presenting

Hells Kitchen

Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie

Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 19, 2008

Surprise Titfuck

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.

Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."

by Willickers July 3, 2010

The tito ortiz

When you're trying to nail a girl and keep getting shut down, so you wait until she's in her 50's and everyone else has banged her and left her a tattered shell of her former self, then have a pop and act like you achieved something

Wow you seen john finally banged Tina after all this time... totally did the Tito Ortiz

by Autistic_Beardy November 27, 2018

Titus

Titus is a very funny guy who can make anyone laugh. He can be kind sometimes but is very self-centered, Lots of girls will probably like him. He is very creative in arts and music. And their horoscope will most likely be Leo.

Person 1 (Titus): *talks to girls*
Person 2: he is probably a titus!

by WhatALozerrrrrr May 14, 2018