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Tesco Run

You’re at home. You’re lacking supplies. Maybe you fancy chocolate, a drink, sweets, even a classic meal deal. Sometimes you need something for an occasion, for example, a birthday, or mother’s day. You need to go on a Tesco Run! Text your nearest friend, and get your way!
Hey, I need to buy my Mam a card.
Let’s go on a Tesco Run!
by Beefcake101 March 1, 2018
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Tischan

Beautiful, smart goddess with Bountiful sex appeal..
Pronounced ( Tie-Sh-Ann )
I went to the grocery store and saw the most beautiful woman.. She has to be Tischan..
by Tig3rrawr March 31, 2019
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Momento tico

Sirve para expresar tristeza o decepción.
Martín: mi novia me dejó por mi mejor amigo, momento tico
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Tisofthee

The United States. Comes from the song "My country tisofthee..." Inhabitants are called "Tisoftheeans." Originally coined by Terry Pratchett.
They were playing football, or as it's known in Tisofthee, soccer.
by DKaye February 11, 2008
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Tesco Fleece

The famous fleece of the tesco employee. It is either blue or red or a tartan mix of blue and red, always wore by the most depressed of tesco employees, especially the blonde ones and the ones which wear a slap load of make up! They wear it because it claims to keep them warm but secretly it is because they think it is a fashion statement within the workplace and it seems that the ones which work in the 24/7 tesco's tend to be very fond of them. If you see a worker in tesco without a fleece, it either means they are unwanted christmas temps or are one of the under 18 employees which have been forced to wear embarassing bright tshirts at the entrance telling people wear the fruit and veg are.
Jack: Hey Louise, do you like my new tesco fleece?
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!
by JulieWalters66 January 5, 2011
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Ticonderoga

The finest piece of lead based penmanship tools. The finest pencil on this side of Mississippi, I don't give a shit which side you're on either. When you insert this pencil into a sharpener, it almost feels as if it is made of butter, peeling off the smoothest shavings to reveal the sexy lead beneath. It holds a point longer than a 2 bit lawyer and will snap on you way less than your stepdad. 5 stars.
Gat Dayum! Did your mom get a promotion or somethin'? Where the hell you get that box of Ticonderogas?!
by Thewhorestgump October 4, 2018
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tesco

British supermarket chain that has recently shaken off its' pikey image. Spends a lot on advertising and is now the biggest chain in the UK.
Let's all go to tesco's where michael buys his best clothes.
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
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