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T-Wall Tinder

Usually the meeting spot for a “hook up” on an overseas deployment. You can generally find people sitting along a concrete t-wall waiting for someone to come along.
John, look at all the chicks sittin on the t-wall over there. Bet you can find half of them on T-Wall Tinder!
by DearJohnLetterz April 21, 2021
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Matt from Tinder

Someone you send your female significant other to have a good time with while you sit at home thinking about college boys as a ""man" in your forties.""
I told my girl to go hangout with Matt from Tinder.
by Joey Clause April 19, 2022
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Tinder Baby

A child birthed from the act of sexual intercourse between two people who met each other through the popular dating app, Tinder. Tinder babies are the largest group of children that have six fingered hands.
Old lady: That baby is adorable!
Mother: Thanks! It's a Tinder Baby!
Old lady: Be gone, heathen!

Bro #1: Yo bro, you gonna swipe that babe to the left or the right?
Bro #2: I dunno bro, probably to the left. Can't have any Tinder Babies running around.
by Sawsbaws December 1, 2013
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tinder aids

Spending too much time with the one girl from Tinder and you cant leave the house . Usually girls from Canberra or Preston or both
Dude have u seen Richie ?

Nah bro hes been off line sine that one girl from Canberra gave him Tinder Aids
by Uncle Dickie August 30, 2017
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tinderitis

(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.
Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.
by DrTinderbox October 4, 2013
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Tandles

Clear tanlines on the feet and ankles, caused by repeated wearing of sandles or flip-flops.
"Hey, what's that mark on your foot?"
"Aw, I got myself a new pair of tandles over summer!"
by bushhat August 26, 2009
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Tinder Exhibitionist

Someone who uses the dating app Tinder in public and makes it blatantly easy for others to watch their swiping spree.
Scientists have speculated that this externalizing behavior may arise from a desire or compulsion to expose one's own swiping preferences and mating partner fetishes. The Tinder Exhibitionist may find amusement or even sexual satisfaction out of their indecent dating exposure.
Dan: "Man, Johnny did again! He was sitting in the train with people around him and swiped furiously on Tinder and everyone was watching because one just cannot look away for obvious reasons!"
Jack: "Johnny is such a Tinder Exhibitionist. I told you this!"
by Ziz1243 March 11, 2019
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